markmejia:

thatfunnyblog:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you-will-never-get-to-heaven:

imnotamodel-hun:

OH SHIT GUYS WE’RE ALL FUCKED

OH FUCK NO

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! Below average!

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shadowaliveandwell:

wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

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